CharDOGEnay Dog Wine
Regular price $19.95
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The ultimate bougie supplement for your dog. CharDOGEnay Dog Wine is a faux vintage designed to impress your pup while offering an irresistible taste (and benefit).
Simply pour into a gold bowl of your choice and serve it to your prince or princess to stimulate their senses for the finer things in life.
**All Shipments Begin 5/1/2021**
Effectiveness Scale (1-10):
To The Moon.
What's inside CharDOGEnay?
CharDOGEnay is a bougie liquid supplement brewed with 100% Alaskan Salmon Oil and infused with Glucosamine + Chondroitin to aid and improve bone health.
What are the effects?
While dogs do not react to dog wine like cats do to cat wine (liquid catnip), most dogs will exhibit a wealthy state of behavior that includes, but is not limited to the following:
- Paying for meals during outings
- A tendency to bark loudly over others
- A developing interest in philanthropy and self love
- A decidedly healthy taste in style and accord
- Dogs have been guiding humans for decades. It was only a matter of time that they took an interest in the next currency to land on the moon.
What are the ingredients?
- A proprietary blend of Filtered Water, 100% Alaskan Salmon Oil, Glucosamine HCL, Chondroitin, Rosemary Extract and Potassium Sorbate (non toxic preservative).
Proudly manufactured in the USA by Apollo Peak + PetWineShop